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A debate :D

March 26, 2009

             Just like in US, how about a debate between our PM aspirants and canditates (Aspirants are called because it didn’t look like the candidates are going to become PM. I am sharing this with you all only. Don’t unveil this to Manmohanji or Advaniji 😀 ) When we announced this we expected only Mr. Manmohan Singh, Mr. L.K. Advani, Ms. Mayawati, Mr. Sharad Pawar and Mr. Deve Gowda (you can ask me why I have expected him? He is the only politician who aspires to be in every possible position) but all the politicians were queued up for this and it’s hard time convincing them that they can’t become PM this time. Even some of the above mentioned leaders were shocked to see some their most trusted men were there. And hope they will remember and make sure that they won’t be given a LS seat 😀 If at all it happen means, let us see how their conversation will go:

        After a stunned silence in the room, with every one of them looking in different directions avoiding each other, the present PM Mr.Manmohan stoop up and addressed them.

Mr. Manmohan Singh: I am welcoming you all and shall we discuss about what are the development programmes that we have in hand to develop our country.

Mr.L.K.Advani: I am protesting this one. I am the oldest one in this lot. So I am the eligible person to start of this meet. But he started it. I am going to walkout from this meeting.

       As he started to walk out, he gave a weird look as nobody was there to follow him. We ran to him and reminded him, “Sir, this is not parliament”. He then came back to his seat and gave a sheepish smile to all.

Mr. MS: Shall we continue the topic?

Mr. Sharad Pawar: (Proudly) we not even started off yet.

He gave a big laugh. But others were not interested in his timing jokes.

Ms.Mayawati: (Facing Mr.MS) Why do you want us to give out our development plans? So that you will implement them when you become PM and get good name ah?

Mr.MS: If you have means you can tell them. Else no need. We will consider you don’t have something like that.

Mr. Deve Gowda: What an opmisitic bunch of people? Are you all believing that you all will become PM? See like in 1996, this time also a miracle will happen.

Ms.Mayawati: Miracle may happen. But you won’t become PM. Parties may forget the manifesto’s given to people but not the mistakes they have done.

Mr.MS: You are all going out of topic. Did anybody have any plans or not?

Mr. SP: Why are you keeping on insisting on that?

Mr. MS: Because Soniaji has asked me to talk about that only.

Hearing this, the whole hall went into great laugh.

Mr. MS: (Angrily) What is the thing I have said that needs laugh now? After all I am abiding by the words of my party head.

Mr. LKA: (laughing) Oh!! you have started to directly admit it ah. All of you leave that topic else we will end this meeting laughing at that itself. (Mr. MS couldn’t do much other than staring at everybody). How many of you truly think that you will become a PM?

No hands were raised. Now everybody shoots the question the Mr. LKA, “Do you think you will become a PM?” With no answer he sits down in his chair.

Mr. MS: (with a sad expression) what to say? My party members are not intelligent enough to keep every party in the alliance. Already they have done enough damage to my aspiration of becoming a PM.

Mr. LKA: (Same expression as Mr. MS) here its the same case. Already there are not much parties in our alliance and these guys has not kept BJD in ours. And added to this, Varun Gandhi has given a speech enough to shut out some percentage of votes. Even I am keeping my mouth shut. These RSS people start about Ram temple leaving me with no clue to how to tackle when reporters ask them. I am standing like a No. 11 batsman facing the googlies from Shane Warne.

With everybody were laughing at him, Ms.Maya started to share her concerns.

Ms.Maya: These 3rd front didn’t have PM canditate. What wrong will happen if they announce me as a PM canditate? Instead of nothing that would have added the value to that front. hmmm..(shaking her head)

   Everybody were giving a sad look at her and thought, ‘Maya was much improved in thinking like this. Now she is CM, for that itself their party members are not afraid to do murders. If she becomes PM thats the end of everything.’

Mr.SP & Mr. DG: (Chorusly and proudly) Thats why we don’t have any expectations. We will become PMs from nowhere.

(Mr.MS and MR. LKA consults and decides, “even if we can’t become a PM, we must not allow these 2 to become PM”)

They both says, “Good luck guys.”

We went to them and said, “Sirjis’ and Madamji until now you didn’t discussed anything useful”.

All of them chorusly said, “There is no guarantee of any of us becoming PM. First let us be sure about becoming PM. And development is not a topic for us. So we all staging a walkout from this”.

With Mr.LKA started, everybody followed in the elder’s footstep’s.

Our thought, “What a way shown by our eldest leader. Surely he will lead all the MPs for a walkout from Parliment and not this country to develop”.

 

 

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37 Comments leave one →
  1. March 26, 2009 5:21 am

    excellent post da machan…the best of your box….

    I thoroughly enjoyed it…

    P.s: Parthu veetuku auto vara poguthu…

    • March 27, 2009 2:10 am

      thanks machi.. 🙂
      Enna machi periya allavula kalaikiren.. verum auto thana..
      oru sumo vandha thevala 🙂

  2. March 26, 2009 9:50 am

    Hilarious 🙂 😀 ROFL

    But frankly i don’t think it will go even THIS coherently 😉

    • March 27, 2009 2:11 am

      thank you Sakhi!!!
      But my mind is not in sync with theirs.. so couldn’t
      think better 🙂

  3. March 26, 2009 10:11 am

    Nice post, Kanagu! You think MS and LKA will agree on even this one point? 🙂

  4. March 26, 2009 10:50 am

    😆 Good one!

  5. March 26, 2009 12:12 pm

    lolz 😛
    cant we have the debate in indian ishtyle with slippers and tomatoes

    • March 27, 2009 2:13 am

      sure we can.. that’s we allowed only a 5 member ‘crowd’
      Else we couldn’t control them 🙂

  6. March 26, 2009 1:51 pm

    Why was Shri.Laloo not invited for the above meeting?

    Destination Infinity

  7. March 26, 2009 4:57 pm

    hahhahaha!!!
    sad but true 🙂 good one, Kanagu!

  8. March 26, 2009 7:06 pm

    That was fantastic!!! Was a fun read!

  9. March 26, 2009 8:06 pm

    LK: Stop sleeping.. speak loudly

    MS: Am speaking only!!

    LK: Ok Order two cup of coffees

    MAYA: Y 2?? i want 3!!!

    MS: where is MODI??

    LK: Why?? weren’t u tired of this much of mockings?? u need another round??

    He calls, hello Modi (like vadivelu) if u r free means come!! Here v have caught an innocent!!

    Deva: Make my son as PM

    MS: he has never done anything as CM!! Y as PM!!

    JJ: V will sweep 40 seats in TN!! So am the next PM candidate

    MAYA: Already v r filled with N no of jokers.. Y another one in the list??

    • March 27, 2009 2:15 am

      he he he…
      itha vache nee oru post podalam Karthik 🙂

  10. March 26, 2009 10:03 pm

    I agree with Sakhi ..It will not be coherent at all 😀
    this is way too polite 😀
    hope is eternal though 😀

    • March 27, 2009 2:16 am

      as I have said, I couldn’t think at their level 😆

  11. March 26, 2009 10:51 pm

    LMAO! 😆

    God save!

    Peace.

  12. March 27, 2009 12:24 am

    yaarum veytti thookaliya??? LOL, nice one !

  13. March 27, 2009 1:50 am

    Ha Ha. This was good and quite realistic as to what we can expect them to say. Good one!!

    Post more of these.. 🙂

    Keep Blogging!!

  14. March 27, 2009 10:09 am

    Ha..ha..ha..a Kanagu, that was good. Really good.

    I was expecting some chair throwing and also Deve Gowda going zzz…….zzz………zzzz………zzz

    • March 28, 2009 1:21 am

      thank you Solilo 🙂
      oh.. now I feel sorry for making that meeting
      considering them as Cultured people 🙂

  15. hariharan kumar permalink
    March 27, 2009 6:37 pm

    superb post . really felt pleasure like reading thuglak magazine

    • March 28, 2009 1:22 am

      Welcome here Hariharan 🙂
      This is the best compliment I could ever get 🙂

  16. March 27, 2009 6:51 pm

    Hilarious

    Enjoyed the whole writeup 🙂

  17. March 28, 2009 2:46 am

    Where are the eggs and tomatoes? 😛

  18. March 28, 2009 11:07 am

    it was way too polite conversation to be having among politicians..

    nice read.. the thought of having a debate for PM aspirants was a good one. let’s see if we can ever have that really..?

    • April 2, 2009 3:05 am

      it will never happen.. Advani will say that.. and next day
      he will say I was just kidding 😀
      too polite??? everybody were expecting more from our leaders 🙂

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    March 30, 2009 1:02 am

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