A debate :D
Just like in US, how about a debate between our PM aspirants and canditates (Aspirants are called because it didn’t look like the candidates are going to become PM. I am sharing this with you all only. Don’t unveil this to Manmohanji or Advaniji 😀 ) When we announced this we expected only Mr. Manmohan Singh, Mr. L.K. Advani, Ms. Mayawati, Mr. Sharad Pawar and Mr. Deve Gowda (you can ask me why I have expected him? He is the only politician who aspires to be in every possible position) but all the politicians were queued up for this and it’s hard time convincing them that they can’t become PM this time. Even some of the above mentioned leaders were shocked to see some their most trusted men were there. And hope they will remember and make sure that they won’t be given a LS seat 😀 If at all it happen means, let us see how their conversation will go:
After a stunned silence in the room, with every one of them looking in different directions avoiding each other, the present PM Mr.Manmohan stoop up and addressed them.
Mr. Manmohan Singh: I am welcoming you all and shall we discuss about what are the development programmes that we have in hand to develop our country.
Mr.L.K.Advani: I am protesting this one. I am the oldest one in this lot. So I am the eligible person to start of this meet. But he started it. I am going to walkout from this meeting.
As he started to walk out, he gave a weird look as nobody was there to follow him. We ran to him and reminded him, “Sir, this is not parliament”. He then came back to his seat and gave a sheepish smile to all.
Mr. MS: Shall we continue the topic?
Mr. Sharad Pawar: (Proudly) we not even started off yet.
He gave a big laugh. But others were not interested in his timing jokes.
Ms.Mayawati: (Facing Mr.MS) Why do you want us to give out our development plans? So that you will implement them when you become PM and get good name ah?
Mr.MS: If you have means you can tell them. Else no need. We will consider you don’t have something like that.
Mr. Deve Gowda: What an opmisitic bunch of people? Are you all believing that you all will become PM? See like in 1996, this time also a miracle will happen.
Ms.Mayawati: Miracle may happen. But you won’t become PM. Parties may forget the manifesto’s given to people but not the mistakes they have done.
Mr.MS: You are all going out of topic. Did anybody have any plans or not?
Mr. SP: Why are you keeping on insisting on that?
Mr. MS: Because Soniaji has asked me to talk about that only.
Hearing this, the whole hall went into great laugh.
Mr. MS: (Angrily) What is the thing I have said that needs laugh now? After all I am abiding by the words of my party head.
Mr. LKA: (laughing) Oh!! you have started to directly admit it ah. All of you leave that topic else we will end this meeting laughing at that itself. (Mr. MS couldn’t do much other than staring at everybody). How many of you truly think that you will become a PM?
No hands were raised. Now everybody shoots the question the Mr. LKA, “Do you think you will become a PM?” With no answer he sits down in his chair.
Mr. MS: (with a sad expression) what to say? My party members are not intelligent enough to keep every party in the alliance. Already they have done enough damage to my aspiration of becoming a PM.
Mr. LKA: (Same expression as Mr. MS) here its the same case. Already there are not much parties in our alliance and these guys has not kept BJD in ours. And added to this, Varun Gandhi has given a speech enough to shut out some percentage of votes. Even I am keeping my mouth shut. These RSS people start about Ram temple leaving me with no clue to how to tackle when reporters ask them. I am standing like a No. 11 batsman facing the googlies from Shane Warne.
With everybody were laughing at him, Ms.Maya started to share her concerns.
Ms.Maya: These 3rd front didn’t have PM canditate. What wrong will happen if they announce me as a PM canditate? Instead of nothing that would have added the value to that front. hmmm..(shaking her head)
Everybody were giving a sad look at her and thought, ‘Maya was much improved in thinking like this. Now she is CM, for that itself their party members are not afraid to do murders. If she becomes PM thats the end of everything.’
Mr.SP & Mr. DG: (Chorusly and proudly) Thats why we don’t have any expectations. We will become PMs from nowhere.
(Mr.MS and MR. LKA consults and decides, “even if we can’t become a PM, we must not allow these 2 to become PM”)
They both says, “Good luck guys.”
We went to them and said, “Sirjis’ and Madamji until now you didn’t discussed anything useful”.
All of them chorusly said, “There is no guarantee of any of us becoming PM. First let us be sure about becoming PM. And development is not a topic for us. So we all staging a walkout from this”.
With Mr.LKA started, everybody followed in the elder’s footstep’s.
Our thought, “What a way shown by our eldest leader. Surely he will lead all the MPs for a walkout from Parliment and not this country to develop”.