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May 16, 2009

             With the 5 year software, government 14.0 has expired recently, the race for who will install the government 15.0 software in the Indian parliament is almost confirmed with programmer Congress has got most of the files to emerge as the owner to install it but still needs some support files from different parties or individuals to install it successfully. For that they many have to give minister of centre 1.0 or 2.0 or minister of state o.5 or 1.0 as a bargain. Unlike last time they don’t need the support files of the left 43.0 which didn’t supported them fully but also troubled them with the CMP 1.0 software (CMP – Common Minimum Program) shared between them. At a particular time, it malfunctioned which could have corrupted the whole government program but SP 38.0 files and some other files has supported the government 14.0 and negotiated the effects of the left malfunction. Once congress gets the enough files they will show and get the approval from administrator (President) who will in turn give the license key to install and run the program government for next 5 years.

         Programmer BJP will be scratching their head as their campaign to get the maximum files went well but it seems to be Indian people anti-virus software (anti-virus – because they have to stop the malfunctioning and protect the system India) didn’t allowed them as their basic software file supports the Ram temple 1.0 furiously and Hinduism file which doesn’t goes well with the India’s basic and evergreen file secularism 61.0. People anti-virus software has thought that nepotism 3.0 is better suited for this system than the religious fanatics. Even though it know that both were harmful to a democratic system, it has to choose between the two as something must run the system India else it will harm the anti-virus itself by not allowing it to function and the president will directly run the system with the help of dangerous army 10.0 software which will not go through the anti-virus software but instead has the power to remove it completely from the System India.

      The beauty of this system is that how good or bad the government software maybe it has to be end by 5 years and once again pass the test conducted by the updated people anti-virus. So monopoly is avoided. But the problem is there are no better programmers available and the anti-virus has to select the best from the worst. And this time too it has done that, let us check and keep our fingers crossed on how this programmer performs this time, as I am not happy with their performance last time.

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23 Comments leave one →
  1. smallstar permalink
    May 16, 2009 6:09 pm

    hi…
    how are you?
    I hope fine

    long time I didn’t come here to visit your blog…

    *HUGS*

    kanagu: I am fine smallstar 🙂 thanks for the visit 🙂
    *HUGS*

  2. May 16, 2009 6:12 pm

    hahhaha, Kanagu!! so innovatively done..

    i loved the version numbers..especially ‘secularism 61.0’ 🙂

    this time this ‘best from worst’ alliance has to perform because we, the people r very very alert and One United Voice!

    kanagu: Thanks hein 🙂
    I am really happy 🙂

  3. May 16, 2009 6:24 pm

    waaaaaaaaaaaa…..wwwwweeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuu….i was first….this is cheating 😦

    kanagu: 🙂
    oh.. I am not a reason Vinnie 🙂 hope you didn’t cursed me 🙂

  4. May 16, 2009 8:00 pm

    Innovatively done, Kanagu!!! Keep up the creativity…

    BTW, what does your name mean?

    kanagu: Thanks Bones 🙂
    My full name is Kanagaraj Pandian. Kanagaraj means I think one who is good in Maths. Pandian – In ancient Tamilnadu Pandya Dynasty ruled south Tamilnadu.
    My Parents and my friends were calling me as ‘Kanagu’ 🙂
    So thats it 🙂

  5. May 16, 2009 8:22 pm

    now its time that continous attempts to hack the system will be done by the crackers 😛

    kanagu: Hope we anti-virus are efficient enough to stop that 🙂

  6. May 16, 2009 8:42 pm

    no comments.. =) 😛

    kanagu: 🙂

  7. May 16, 2009 9:04 pm

    Interesting. We have no other go, Kanagu. We are allowed to chose best from the worst.

    kanagu: Thanks Sandhya 🙂
    Yes, we have done 🙂

    • May 19, 2009 7:23 pm

      5 votes went to Sarath Babu from my family!

      kanagu: Superb.. he deserved them… and you all put vote for the right candidate.. 🙂

  8. May 17, 2009 2:21 am

    really innovative Kanagu!hats off for this post!
    loved these lines Programmer BJP will be scratching their head as their campaign to get the maximum files went well but it seems to be Indian people anti-virus software (anti-virus – because they have to stop the malfunctioning and protect the system India) didn’t allowed them as their basic software file supports the Ram temple 1.0 furiously and Hinduism file which doesn’t goes well with the India’s basic and evergreen file secularism 61.0. People anti-virus software has thought that nepotism 3.0 is better suited for this system than the religious fanatics.
    brillianT!How did you think of these?
    Awesome!!

    totally in awe coz you have written it so amazingly!

    Kanagu: Thanks Indyeah.. 🙂
    Actually I got a mail similar to this with girlfriend and wife in it, some months.. so it helped me in writing this 🙂

    • May 17, 2009 7:02 pm

      I think Kanagu meant Hindutva and not Hinduism 🙂

      kanagu: Thanks for the clarification.. I meant that only 🙂

  9. May 17, 2009 3:51 pm

    This is creative Kanagu!

    Indian people anti-virus software (anti-virus – because they have to stop the malfunctioning and protect the system India) Oh yes we do have an anti virus system is place – no doubt!! 🙂
    I hope we continue to keep us as stable as possible within the given options!!

    Kanagu: Thanks IHM 🙂
    /*I hope we continue to keep us as stable as possible within the given options!!*/
    🙂

  10. May 17, 2009 4:55 pm

    Very creative . Kudos ! But is Hinduism against the secular fabric of India ?

    kanagu: Welcome here Kislay 🙂
    Thank you and Sorry as Indyeah mentioned, its hindutuva 🙂
    Forgive my mistake 🙂

  11. May 17, 2009 8:51 pm

    well hopefully next time we will have a better choice 😉

    kanagu: Yes, we should have a better option 🙂

  12. May 18, 2009 12:19 am

    hahahahaha 🙂 brilliant dude!!!!! you are a true software engg… 😉
    yeah, I also think you meant Hindutva and not Hinduism….. 🙂

    kanagu: Thanks machi 🙂
    Yes I meant hindutva 🙂

  13. May 18, 2009 12:39 am

    very nice description and analogy 🙂

    kanagu: Thanks Reema 🙂

  14. May 18, 2009 12:41 am

    Nicely written. And I agree with you.

    Destination Infinity

    kanagu: Thanks DI 🙂

  15. May 18, 2009 1:52 am

    Kanagu, That was fantastic! And I agree with everything you’ve said! Lets hope they perform better this time…Time will tell!

    kanagu: Thanks Smitha… hope they perform better this time 🙂

  16. May 18, 2009 10:21 am

    True, we dont have much options, we choose what we think is better out of them. To me resluts were not unexpected, but yet its nothing to be happy or unhaapy about. Indifference has crept in.

    kanagu: True Poonam.. they are not unexpected.. but we were neither happy nor unhappy 😐

  17. May 18, 2009 10:31 pm

    Kanagu, am here from Indyeah’s post. She has certainly said it true! Very innovatively done, and yet you have got to the nitty gritty of the options, and the file sharing really well!

    Great post!

    kanagu: Welcome here Usha 🙂
    I am glad you liked it 🙂

  18. May 20, 2009 1:19 am

    @ Kanagu : Politics is worse than software, you can not uninstall it.

    kanagu: True Odzer.

  19. May 20, 2009 4:17 am

    The most funny part was that everyone was happy not because Congress won, but because BJP didn’t win!

    Kanagu: Yes Amit.. very true 🙂

  20. May 20, 2009 12:53 pm

    Interesting and innovatively explained! 🙂

    kanagu: Thanks Raj 🙂

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